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A police and whistle

Last week I took my five-year old son, Willy, to a musical instrument store in my hometown. I wanted to buy him a set of junior drum because his drum teacher advised me to buy him one.

 Willy likes listening to music very much. He also likes asking me everything he wants to know. Even his questions sometimes seem precocious for a boy of his age. He is very inquisitive.

We went there by car. On the way, we saw a policeman standing near a traffic light regulating the passing cars and other vehicles. He blew his whistle now and then.

Seeing the policeman blowing his whistle, Willy asked me at once, "Dad, why is the policeman using a whistle, not a drum?"

Hearing his unexpected question I answered reluctantly, "Because he is not Phil Collins!"

11.  What does the text talk about........

A.   Willy and his new drum.
B.     Phil Collins and his drum.
C.     A policeman and his whistle.
D.     Willy's drum private teacher.
E.     The writer's five-year old son.

12. From the text above we know that Willy is an........ boy.

A.   Smart
B.    Funny
C.    Stupid
D.    Childish
E.    Annoying

13. Which sentence makes the text a funny story ........

A.      He is very inquisitive.
B.      "Because he is not Phil Collins".
C.      He blew his whistle now and then.
D.      He also likes asking me everything he wants to know.
E.       "Dad, why is the policeman using a whistle not a drum?"

14. The generic structure of the text above is…..

A.    description – identification

B.     thesis – arguments – recommendation

C.     orientation – event – reorientation

D.    orientation – event - twist

E.     orientation – thesis – twist

15. What Willy’s hobby ?

A.    Listening music

B.     Playing football

C.     Watching movie

D.    Reading

E.     Fishing

16. What to buy at the store willy musical instrument ?

A.    Guitar

B.     Drum

C.     Piano

D.    Bass

E.     Mic

Private Conversation

Last week I went to the theatre. I had a very good seat. The play was very interesting.I did not enjoy it. A young man and a young woman were sitting behind me.

They were talking very loudly.I got very angry. I could not hear the actors. I turned around. I looked at the man and the young woman angrily. They did not pay any attention.In the end, I could not bear it. I turned around again. “I could not hear a word” I said angrily.“It’s none of your business” the young man said rudely. “This is a private conversation”

17. What social function of the text ,,?

A.    to retell the story

B.     to describe a something

C.     to amuse the reader with humorous

D.    to entertain the reader with humorous story

E.     to tell past event

18. What synonym of the word loudly ? ( pharagrap 2 )

A.    shirlly

B.     slowly

C.     smooth

D.    couldly

E.     rudely

19. . Which sentence makes the text a funny story

A.    the young man misunderstood the writer’s word and said; “It’s none of your business. It’s a private conversation”.

B.     A young man and a young woman were sitting behind me.

C.     young man and young woman, were talking noisily.

D.    I had a very good seat. The play was very interesting.I did not enjoy it.

E.     They were talking very loudly

20.  How many event in the text .. ??

A.    5

B.     4

C.     3

D.    1

E.     2